Tanning Pillows

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."

A giveaway tan line...

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

Sun may cause cancer.

"I smell bacon. Are you wearing sunscreen?"

Solar-Powered Tanning Salon

'And you're really sure this tanning equipment is safe?'

Tanning causes cancer and wrinkles.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Tanning Salon: Free teeth whitening - while you tan!

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'

'No, they don't sell furniture, it's the local sunbed salon.'

'Place this little thermometer on your belly button. When it pops up, you're done.'

"High time!"

Sunblock, for insensitive skin.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

Solar-Powered Tanning Station

'I see you've been to that tanning studio again...'

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Fake tan? Not me!'

'Rare, medium or well done?'

Turbo Tan.

Emergency sunscreen.

"How was your vacation?"

Unusual sun loungers at the motel in death valley flrizona.

Fake tan and no knickers.

Wine enthusiasts mistake a tanning booth for a 'Tannin Booth'.

Vic's Budget Tanning Solarium.

'Perhaps you ladies would like to see our 'fast tanning' sunbeds?'

Sunlamp causing a radiation shadow on the wall.

Bad fake tan day.