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The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'You're no Pollock.'

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"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

"Ugh. When will this acne go away?"

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

Art Student

Magazines.

Dying your hair red at home

"Shall I give your eyebrows a little touch up, Miss?"

Bloomer Wax: 4 Pence

I'm a minimalist.

"That anti-aging cream worked wonders."

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.