Graduation From Beauty School T-Shirts

Maude had actually asked the trainee for hair extensions.

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

' A good idea '

The MBA Draft

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Strong Female Lead

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'You're no Pollock.'

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

Atilla the Hun's Business School

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'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

"Ugh. When will this acne go away?"

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

Odile