Graduation From Beauty School Gifts

Maude had actually asked the trainee for hair extensions.

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

' A good idea '

The MBA Draft

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

Strong Female Lead

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'You're no Pollock.'

Atilla the Hun's Business School

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

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Two New Paintbrushes

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

"Ugh. When will this acne go away?"

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.