Graduating From Fashion School Gifts

Fashion Design School. The chemistry class is only about gold and silver. Of course. Those are "elements" of style.

The Art Student.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

' A good idea '

Little Princess.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

I need to set upmy own company.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Tuck Shop

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

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Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Fashion Nursery School

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Lady in Blue Dress

Girl trying to be a woman

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'Once upon a time...'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

Art Student

Future Old People

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

I'm a minimalist.

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

Beauty School Dropouts

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"Your take-home test will be monitored by 27 smart drones."