Graduating From Fashion School Pillows

The Art Student.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

' A good idea '

Little Princess.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

I need to set upmy own company.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Tuck Shop

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

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Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

Fashion Nursery School

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Lady in Blue Dress

Girl trying to be a woman

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'Once upon a time...'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

Art Student

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

I'm a minimalist.

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

"Your take-home test will be monitored by 27 smart drones."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'