Fashion School Graduation Gifts

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

I need to set upmy own company.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

School holidays

Tuck Shop

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'You're no Pollock.'

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

CS573351

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Fashion Nursery School

"This is what I think of your stupid imaginary friend."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Two New Paintbrushes

Bell ringer.

Girl trying to be a woman

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

Lady in Blue Dress

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'