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Western Outfitters.

Italian Shoes.

In the Guru District

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'I'll take it!'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Kensington Fluffies

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

How would Madam like to pay?

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Trendies, INC

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'Note the bold use of gray.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'