Fashion-forward Sibling Pillows

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

'Teenagers!'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"We have the exact same taste."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

Frilly PJs

'The guy at the door wants to know if we've all been saved?'

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

Couple in Blue

The Fad Herald cometh! All hail the arbiter of all things hip. Hear ye. today, a matter of great magnitude. After much deliberation, I am prepared to issue a rare fad correction, and an apology. Two years ago, in a drunken haze, I mistakenly mixed up a 2020 scroll with one meant for 2022. Murmur murmur. Something has felt off. C'mon! The one I mistakenly read in 2020 that should have been read this year … Ripped skinny jeans that cling to the legs like torn Saran Wrap while accentuating the butt

Bad Parent Computers.

Just between us...I only follow his tweets because he feeds me.

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

IT'S 10PM...DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR COMPUTER IS DOING?

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

"I've brought you the worlds smallest phone, but here's the catch!"