Fashion-forward Parent Pillows

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"We have the exact same taste."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

How's the new one?

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Yummy Mummy

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

A design, showing how the pretty hoods worn by ladies might be made useful as well as ornamental.

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Meals on Heels.

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"Just tell Daddy who hit you, and I will march upstairs and ask Mommy how to handle this!"

"My parents are the same way. Lots of ostentatious child-rearing, very little direct nurturing."

"?With this new baby-belt, I can baby sit while my wife works?"

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

Parenting: then and now

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

"Dad bods are so in right now."

'I can't make it tonight. I have to attend my mother's lecture series on responsibility.'

I Love NY Dog