Fashion-forward Family Pillows

"We have the exact same taste."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

Christmas sweater alternatives

How's the new one?

"Overkill, dude."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Beware of Dawg.

A woman in prayer

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Yummy Mummy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Three-way mirror

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'You must have something in my size?'

Meals on Heels.

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Frilly PJs

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."