Fashion-forward Family Pillows

"We have the exact same taste."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Overkill, dude."

How's the new one?

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

A woman in prayer

Beware of Dawg.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Yummy Mummy

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Three-way mirror

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'You must have something in my size?'

Frilly PJs

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Meals on Heels.

Stormtrooper takes off the helmet.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."