Fashion-forward Couple Pillows

"We look better in winter."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rap music

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"We have the exact same taste."

"I don't like your application."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Overkill, dude."

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Beware of Dawg.

A woman in prayer

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

Rainbow skier

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'Is that a wig?'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'