Fashion Forward Duo Pillows

Frilly PJs

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Rap music

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"I don't like your application."

"We have the exact same taste."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Overkill, dude."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Beware of Dawg.

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Social Struggles

Chippunks

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Rainbow skier

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'Is that a wig?'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'