Fashion Twins Pillows

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

Couple in Blue

Little Princess.

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"We have the exact same taste."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'Nice bling!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

Three-way mirror

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

Do you look like your pet ?

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

Designer Baby.

Matching Outfits

Romance in the Ocean

QR tattoo.

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

Frilly PJs

'Make it a quadruple.'

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."