Fashionista Niece Pillows

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Little Princess.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"We have the exact same taste."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

The end of innocence

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

"I want one of those!"

'Nice bling!'

Three-way mirror

Snake Dress-Up

'Look! There's Santa!'

'Do these come in blue?'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

A design, showing how the pretty hoods worn by ladies might be made useful as well as ornamental.

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

Designer Baby.

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'