Fashionista Niece Gifts

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Little Princess.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"We have the exact same taste."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

The end of innocence

'Nice bling!'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

"I want one of those!"

Elvis Presley

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'Look! There's Santa!'

Snake Dress-Up

Three-way mirror

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

'Do these come in blue?'

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

A design, showing how the pretty hoods worn by ladies might be made useful as well as ornamental.