Style Twins Pillows

Do you look like your pet ?

"We have the exact same taste."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Queen of Upcycling!

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Mr Metrosexual.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.