Fashionable Duo Pillows

Matching Outfits

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

Date Night

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Wine and Cheese

The Common Sutra.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Living together, couple in love.

What female dogs think about their looks.

"You were right-we should have just split one."

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Armchair Dancing

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

Frilly PJs

'I like your style, you'll go far.'

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

QR tattoo.

'Tommy and Billy have been inseparable since birth. You don't always find that in a placenta.'

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

Couple in Blue

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

Couple in Green

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

Young Frankenstein

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."