Fashionable Duo Pillows

Matching Outfits

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Wine and Cheese

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Date Night

What female dogs think about their looks.

"You were right-we should have just split one."

Living together, couple in love.

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Armchair Dancing

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

QR tattoo.

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

'I like your style, you'll go far.'

Frilly PJs

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

Couple in Blue

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

Young Frankenstein

Couple in Green

"This is going to fly off the shelves!"