Flirty Duo Pillows

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Date Night

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Living together, couple in love.

'Tasty.'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Armchair Dancing

Matching Outfits

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'My agent says there's five men at this party who want to sleep with me!'

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

"You've got a green light - use it!"

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"May I write a poem about you?"

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

"I've always had a thing for women with big....hair!"

'Harvey and I have been together for forty years. Through thin and thick.'

Maureen Got Around.

"Our marriage license....expired three years ago!"

"I gave Smiley some shoes for her birthday...and she walked away and never came back."

"We aim to win the battle of the sexes."