Flirty And Fabulous Pillows

Maureen Got Around.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

Beach Attraction

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Snake Charmer

'My agent says there's five men at this party who want to sleep with me!'

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

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The Booty Call of Cthulhu

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

"Do you play?"

Single and Offended

'I'm still looking for love.'

'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

'Hmmm... looks like hemlines are up this season.'

"Oh, by the way dear, before I forget. Your new pension card came this morning."

"I've always had a thing for women with big....hair!"

"It's Oscar time - there's that special tingle in the air."

Beware of the snog...

Careful Dad, you're turning my teacher red.

"We aim to win the battle of the sexes."

Valentine Chase.

"Tell him you're attracted to men in uniform!"

"Penny for your Thoughts...dollar for your panties."

'Want to hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long.'

'The young lady at the end of the bar would like to buy you a haircut.'

'Nice bit of skirt.'

Hairy Eddie's big time guide to kissin' loads a chicks.