Flirty Finesse Pillows

"Tell him you're attracted to men in uniform!"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

"You've got a green light - use it!"

Santa Romance

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

"Why don't you come inside and let me give you a nightcap."

'Hmmm... looks like hemlines are up this season.'

"Thanks for saying nice figure. But try it without the finger quotes, ok?"

"I've always had a thing for women with big....hair!"

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

'Uh oh. Operators are standing by.'

Maureen Got Around.

'This is a very romantic place to work in don't you think?'

Old School Likes

Wanna stop at my place and recharge your laptop after school?

Your place or mine, or right here?

'Just a minute. Aren't you supposed to pull the other way?'

Hairy Eddie's big time guide to kissin' loads a chicks.

"Of course I'm not French: I just put on the accent to talk to the ladies..."

"Man cannot live on bread alone."

'Nice bit of skirt.'

"Nice to meet you, Mr Morgan. Is Morgan your married name?"

'Don't go yet. You've forgotten something. . . Me.'