Flirty And Fabulous Mugs

Maureen Got Around.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Snake Charmer

Beach Attraction

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'My agent says there's five men at this party who want to sleep with me!'

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

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Coronavirus-Era Pick p Lines

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

Single and Offended

"Do you play?"

'I'm still looking for love.'

'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

'Hmmm... looks like hemlines are up this season.'

"Oh, by the way dear, before I forget. Your new pension card came this morning."

Careful Dad, you're turning my teacher red.

Ice Bar Conversations

Beware of the snog...

"It's Oscar time - there's that special tingle in the air."

"I've always had a thing for women with big....hair!"

"We aim to win the battle of the sexes."

Valentine Chase.

Well, hello there big boy.

"Tell him you're attracted to men in uniform!"

"Penny for your Thoughts...dollar for your panties."

'Want to hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long.'

'The young lady at the end of the bar would like to buy you a haircut.'

"Of course I'm not French: I just put on the accent to talk to the ladies..."