Flirty Diners Pillows

'Tasty.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Hey, honey bun!'

Sushi Train Spotters

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"What do you recommend today?"

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Stand back - while I whip something up

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"I'll have the chef."

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'Hey!! Put your plate in the dishwasher!'

When I see you I turn to jelly!

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'