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'Tasty.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Hey, honey bun!'

Sushi Train Spotters

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"What do you recommend today?"

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Stand back - while I whip something up

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

"I'll have the chef."

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'Hey!! Put your plate in the dishwasher!'

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Cook Book. The cookbooks are just Ernie's way of shifting the blame.

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

Mom's Diner: "Just like mom used to make."