Flirty Foodies T-Shirts

"If you ladies are going to make a sandwich...I'll be the meat!"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Where cronuts come from.

'Hey, honey bun!'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

'Tasty bird.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'Tasty.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"You complete me."

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

Salad Hat

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

Bar Refaeli

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'