Flirtatious Foodie T-Shirts

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"A cheeky red?"

'Tasty bird.'

"How would madam like her eggs?"

"... Flirting with your boyfriend?... Oh, sorry dear. I thought he was the waiter."

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'Therapy?'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

'Hey, honey bun!'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"