Flirtatious Foodie Gifts

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"A cheeky red?"

"Why are called Double Bacon Whopper?"

'Tasty bird.'

"How would madam like her eggs?"

"... Flirting with your boyfriend?... Oh, sorry dear. I thought he was the waiter."

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'Therapy?'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

Where cronuts come from.

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'Hey, honey bun!'

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"