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"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

6 Brothers Falafel

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

The Velvet Mesquite

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"They know me here."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Tzatzikicicle

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."