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"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

6 Brothers Falafel

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Fresh pepper?"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Before/After

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

The Velvet Mesquite

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"They know me here."

Pizza Tower Bridge

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.