Flirty Foodies Pillows

"If you ladies are going to make a sandwich...I'll be the meat!"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

'Tasty bird.'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'Hey, honey bun!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"You complete me."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'Tasty.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

Salad Hat

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'