Flirtatious Food Lovers Pillows

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Your French dip, sir.'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

'Hey, honey bun!'

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'Tasty bird.'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'