Flirty Foodie Pillows

Stand back - while I whip something up

"So is there a Mrs. Softee?"

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'Hey, honey bun!'

'And what'll you like in the morning sir?'

'Which section... gay waiters who'll flirt with you or straight waiters who'll flirt with the lady?'

'What am I wearing? A sheer satin nightgown.'

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

When I see you I turn to jelly!

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Beanirrito"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'Tasty bird.'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

"You complete me."