Foodie Flirt Pillows

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Bonjour, mon amour - forgive my English, but I should like to spread you all over myself."

"Ladies, ladies. There's enough of me to go around."

"Hi, handsome."

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"I hope I'm not being too forward, but if you're hard boiled, I think we'd be great together."

"You need a better pick-up line than 'You gonna eat those fries?'"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'Hey, honey bun!'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'Tasty bird.'

"You complete me."

'Tasty.'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

Stand back - while I whip something up

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

"Tonight, you're dessert!"