Foodie Flirt Pillows

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Bonjour, mon amour - forgive my English, but I should like to spread you all over myself."

"Ladies, ladies. There's enough of me to go around."

"Hi, handsome."

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"I hope I'm not being too forward, but if you're hard boiled, I think we'd be great together."

"You need a better pick-up line than 'You gonna eat those fries?'"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Where cronuts come from.

'Tasty bird.'

'Hey, honey bun!'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"You complete me."

'Tasty.'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

Stand back - while I whip something up

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"Is this business or pleasure?"