Flirty Chef T-Shirts

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Bangers and Mash

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

GMOs: The Next Generation

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Better Not Squash.

Stupid Microwave

Amy Sedaris

Sushi Train Set.

'Tasty bird.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'Hey, honey bun!'

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Christmas Canapes

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

'What the devil is that?

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'Tasty.'

Artichoking victim

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'White beetroot?' 'I bleached them.'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

Stand back - while I whip something up

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."