Playful Chef T-Shirts

'Nutricious? You know I hate nutritious stuff!'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Jenga fries.

"Here comes Bob - and remember, he's sesitive about the cooking shrinkage."

Better Not Squash.

'Leave us alone, you big bully!'

Sushi Train Set.

'Hey, your cooking's improving. This looks almost edible!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'My mum's not very hygienic... She cooks carrots and peas in the same pot!'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."

Football Pudding

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Tzatzikicicle

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

Spatula Conductor

Christmas Canapes

Stand back - while I whip something up

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

Artist and chiken

Noodle exchange program.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."