Fun-loving Chef T-Shirts

'Using my knowledge of structures and function I built this sculpture!'

Home on the Range.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Better Not Squash.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Amy Sedaris

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Christmas Canapes

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Noodle exchange program.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Football Pudding

'Hoopla!'

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

Sushi For Men...

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

Boiling Point

'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

"So if I replace all the ingredients with sand I should be okay."

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."