Fun-loving Chef Pillows

'Using my knowledge of structures and function I built this sculpture!'

Home on the Range.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Better Not Squash.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Amy Sedaris

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

Christmas Canapes

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Noodle exchange program.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

'Hoopla!'

Football Pudding

Sushi For Men...

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."

'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'