Fun-loving Gourmand Pillows

'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Party Animals.

"Beanirrito"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'Sure, it's nourishing, but regurgitated fish is not what I would call a culinary feast...'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

Stand back - while I whip something up

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

'The birthday boy gets the first piece of cake. What'll it be, Burl?'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

'What a pity. I thought they were made of cake...'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"Next time I'm feeling low remind me how silly asparagi look while they grow."

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."