Fun-loving Gourmand Prints

'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Mexican Food. Order here. Menu. It's hard to believe you have a nervous stomach --- It looks like it's big enough to be unafraid of everything!

Party Animals.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Beanirrito"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'Sure, it's nourishing, but regurgitated fish is not what I would call a culinary feast...'

Stand back - while I whip something up

Barry's new George Foreman Grill warned him anytime the meat was being overcooked.

'The birthday boy gets the first piece of cake. What'll it be, Burl?'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

Bar Refaeli

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

'What a pity. I thought they were made of cake...'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'