Fun-loving Eater Prints

Esp Pizza - You'll get it before you order it, or it's free!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Party Animals.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Fresh pepper?"

Super Heroes.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Peel poker.

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'Sure, it's nourishing, but regurgitated fish is not what I would call a culinary feast...'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

Barry's new George Foreman Grill warned him anytime the meat was being overcooked.

Bar Refaeli

'The birthday boy gets the first piece of cake. What'll it be, Burl?'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'