Pun-loving Chef Pillows

Missionary Helper.

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

'Friday morning is no good for me- I'll be settling someone's hash!'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Do it yourself books.

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

Onion Guillotine

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

Noodle exchange program.

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

Boiling Point

'I'll tell you what's for dinner if you'll promise not to laugh.'

Today's Special: Cream of Leftovers

'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'

Home on the Range.

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

Escaping Egg

I'm still hungry. Go back four seconds.

Police Crime Scene tin can.