Pun-loving Chef Gifts

Missionary Helper.

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

'Friday morning is no good for me- I'll be settling someone's hash!'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Do it yourself books.

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Onion Guillotine

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

Noodle exchange program.

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'

"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

Boiling Point

'I'll tell you what's for dinner if you'll promise not to laugh.'

Today's Special: Cream of Leftovers

Home on the Range.

Escaping Egg

Police Crime Scene tin can.

Bank manager standing in front of safe has combination written on his hand

Hamster Cello tape.

Silly Seasoning