Pun-loving Foodie Pillows

"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

Onion Guillotine

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"A little lamb please."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Ranch Dressing

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

Octopi a la mode.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Pickled beets.

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.