Cheerful Chef T-Shirts

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Better Not Squash.

'Come and get it!'

Amy Sedaris

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Instant art

Sushi Train Set.

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

Christmas Canapes

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Noodle exchange program.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"Omigod! It's the breakfast I made him for his birthday!"

Football Pudding

Sushi For Men...

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

Boiling Point

"I heard we're now legal in some states."

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

"The usual"

'My mum's not very hygienic... She cooks carrots and peas in the same pot!'

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

Home on the Range.

'Leave us alone, you big bully!'

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

Would you like to lick the bowl, Lance? What did you make? I don

Escaping Egg

Police Crime Scene tin can.