Cheerful Chef Gifts

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Better Not Squash.

'Come and get it!'

Amy Sedaris

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Instant art

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

Christmas Canapes

Noodle exchange program.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Football Pudding

Sushi For Men...

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

Boiling Point

"I heard we're now legal in some states."

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."

"The usual"

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

Home on the Range.

'Leave us alone, you big bully!'

'My mum's not very hygienic... She cooks carrots and peas in the same pot!'

Police Crime Scene tin can.

Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.