Lighthearted Chef Gifts

Would you like to lick the bowl, Lance? What did you make? I don

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Better Not Squash.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Amy Sedaris

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

Christmas Canapes

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

The vegan hunter

Noodle exchange program.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Football Pudding

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

Sushi For Men...

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

'I'll tell you what's for dinner if you'll promise not to laugh.'

Today's Special: Cream of Leftovers

Boiling Point

'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'

'I'm making pot pie.'

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

'My mum's not very hygienic... She cooks carrots and peas in the same pot!'

"I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink."