Cheery Chef Gifts

Christmas Canapes

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Better Not Squash.

'Come and get it!'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Sushi Train Set.

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?'

Noodle exchange program.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

Football Pudding

'It was very good.'

Sushi For Men...

"Omigod! It's the breakfast I made him for his birthday!"

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

Boiling Point

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

"I heard we're now legal in some states."

Home on the Range.

'My mum's not very hygienic... She cooks carrots and peas in the same pot!'

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

'Leave us alone, you big bully!'

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

Escaping Egg

Police Crime Scene tin can.

Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.