Cheery Chef Prints

Christmas Canapes

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Better Not Squash.

'Come and get it!'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Sushi Train Set.

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?'

Noodle exchange program.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'It was very good.'

Sushi For Men...

Football Pudding

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."

"I heard we're now legal in some states."

Boiling Point

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

'My mum's not very hygienic... She cooks carrots and peas in the same pot!'

Home on the Range.

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

'Leave us alone, you big bully!'

Escaping Egg

Police Crime Scene tin can.

Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.