Charming Diners T-Shirts

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Can I have flies with that'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Sushi Train Spotters

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

Big Boy Foot

'Tasty.'

Chicken Coupe.

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"I'll have the chef."

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

'Genuine Venutian Bistro.'

'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

All Knight Diner

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'Enjoy?...How?'

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."