Charming Diners Gifts

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'Can I have flies with that'

Sushi Train Spotters

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

Chicken Coupe.

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Big Boy Foot

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'Tasty.'

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

"I'll have the chef."

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

Hard Rock Cafe.

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

All Knight Diner

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

'Enjoy?...How?'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

Mom's Diner: "Just like mom used to make."