Fun-loving Diners Gifts

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Sushi Train Spotters

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"What fly?"

'Tasty.'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"I'll have the chef."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

How We Know You're Getting Old

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

Hugo's in a peevish mood today, I'd finish that broccoli if I were you

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

'It's a chocolate patch!'

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that much of a surprise.'

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

"By golly, this tastes just like Mom used to make...she couldn't cook either!"

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

"The chef sends his compliments. He's really surprised that you actually ate it!"